1 definition by Snoochie_Noochie

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Any girl (or maybe a gay guy... I guess) who is excessively flirty or tries to be friends with you because she wants your cock. tries to be cool, hangs out with other "wow-my-self-esteem-is-so-low-i-wish-i-was-cool" girls who think they're cool.
-hey bro guess who I talked to yesterday?
-Kim?
-yeah, what a dick monger
-haha yeah...
by Snoochie_Noochie September 22, 2009

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