dick here 

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.

dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!

dick here by eidako December 7, 2003

dick here 

very versatile word depending how the person says it ,can mean 'astonishment' 'cursing' generally an OMG word
how you say it and and situation governs the word, people say dick 'ere, but more likely its dick here

dick 'ere, look whos at the door

dordy dordy the bag has split missus ,dick 'ere pick it up
sorry sir ive just hit your car, oh no, dick here, Angela he has bumped the motor

dick here by JONTERRIES June 20, 2021

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick 

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022