someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.
ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal
by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009
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someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
by Amunis_X April 11, 2017
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1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)
1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls
by gx1029384756 December 21, 2007
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legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
by Smasherman July 21, 2008
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A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.
''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''
by Diefo12 August 11, 2021
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A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
by Dringman December 5, 2009
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An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.
by rejectedrainbow November 24, 2010
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