Maryville is a great town minus the fact the roads are horrible and there's no Taco Bell... if you don't want a flat tire you better walk. There IS a Taco Johns which doesn't even come close to the taste of Taco Bell!
"Let's take a drive to Taco Bell in Maryville, MO... oh crap! We can't, because we'd get a flat tire on our way to a different town!!"
by queenluck February 23, 2009