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dick duster 

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.
when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.
dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011
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Dick Duster 

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.
My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick
Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

dick dumpster 

a hole where many hwang chungs have gone before, used and slopppy, usually said to slutty people
dick dumpster by GWAR January 12, 2005

Dick Duster 

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.
Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster
Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

three corner dick duster 

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual
Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!
three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009

dick duster 

A gay man's soul patch. This tuft of hair just below the lower lip will dust the bottom shaft of any cock that happens to be insertered in the gay man's mouth.

See {dick broom]
dick duster by Big Ern December 31, 2004

dick dumpster 

some1 who is a slut...takez in a lotta dick

created by my nigga J-Wattz
J-Wattz: damn that bitch iz a dick dumster!
Dylan: a wut???
J-Wattz: a dick dumpster...u kno a dumpster gets filled wit a lotta stuff a dick dumpster iz sum1 who getz a lotta dick a slut
Dylan: oo damn theaz a lotta dick dumpsterz out thea
dick dumpster by D[dot]G[dot] July 18, 2009