A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see
by tagtagtagtag May 31, 2009
Koen.
by Hikoenitsmeelena November 3, 2019
DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.
by Connectingdots December 11, 2019
by C MART October 14, 2005
by Thecrippletron April 6, 2016
Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 23, 2012
Pat remarked, he's a nice guy, but he has Dick Do Disease. His belly sticks out farther than his dick do.
by Catalinacat January 24, 2010