battle dick 

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

battle dick by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

dick batter 

Precum sauce being fiercely splashed on a girl's pussy.

"My boyfriend pulled his dick out of my pussy and started hitting it, I recieved dick batter all over my face

dick batter by John Bumm July 9, 2015

Wine-Bottle Dick 

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

Bottle Dick 

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

Bottle Dick by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Coke Bottle Dick 

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

Coke Bottle Dick by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

dick in a bottle 

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

dick in a bottle by D-Soul January 8, 2012