Verb, transitive.
To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.
To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.
Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.
Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.
Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.
by Jour January 3, 2007
by ashleyschafferbmw November 20, 2009
Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?
Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.
Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.
by rebecca boggs bitchessss March 10, 2008
Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.
by ATM April 4, 2006
Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009
When you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. When inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. Perfected by Willy Nelson in the late 1980's, this of course inspiring his hit single "whip that sausage right round."
Slappee: Why does my head hurt?
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
Slapper: Well my good sir, due to the omega Windmill Dick Slap I had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another Windmill Dick Slap to your forehead. And that my friend is why your head hurts.
by iHateTheUmbrellas June 23, 2011
To hit a dick slap (Homerun) in the sport of baseball. A variation of a dinger, long ball, or a crush ball. Dropping dick on a ball. At least a 500 ft. shot.
Announcer: Jackson is up, with 2 on in the bottom of the 9th. He appears to have the bunt sign, but he is waving it off. The pitch... and you can KISS IT GOODBYE!!! That ball went a cool 500ft. !!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
Jackson: Dick Slap City Baby!!!
Dugout: Woooo!! He sent that ball to Dick Slap City!!!
by MikeJ#GTHC October 23, 2013