dick all hard

when you get your hopes up for somethin. not necessarily sex.

we're not goin to the club? damn, and you had my dick all hard and shit...

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

dick-hard

Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.

That car is dick-hard.

by Al January 17, 2003

why is my dick so hard

A gueston on why you have a boner

A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022

Dick Hard

a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool

that shit is dick hard!

by blanthony September 15, 2010

Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Gets my dick hard

Expression indicating the speaker's favorable opinion of that which is being evaluated

"Yo my dude, what do you think of the new edition of Madden?"
"It gets my dick hard. Gets my dick HARD."
"Yo mine too, baby. The changes to career mode are thoroughly excellent."

by catsandbeer.com September 20, 2007

Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011