Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal
by Aria Dickson December 14, 2017
by Yodiggity July 20, 2009
When a man inserts his erection into his female partners vagina and at the same time uses an equal size dildonic device in her asshole.
Last night I tried "double dicking" my woman, stuck my dick in her pussy but her John Holmes replica dildo for her ass ruined it for me!!!
by Tripple6dippin! April 8, 2018
When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.
by crazyperson4931 November 18, 2010
When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.
by The Coochie Connoisseur June 17, 2021
A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
by fireaway12 December 16, 2010
A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
by Jack de wack June 12, 2008