Top Definition
a) A close group of straight guy friends. Makes it hard for a girl to approach guy that is in one.

b) A group of gay guys that are really close but are just friends

Jennifer: Did you talk to Stephen?

Michelle: No, I coulnd't! He was with his dick click as usual.

Jennifer: omg wtf
by Michelle the PB January 26, 2008
When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.

I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
by bluelaughter December 05, 2013
Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
by Bructus September 29, 2010
When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.
I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.
by anahicamina February 06, 2013
A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.
I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!
by backactionhoe July 15, 2014
A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.
I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!
by backactionhoe July 15, 2014
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