Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
by SweatyNuts April 20, 2006
Dried up seman that forms on the penile area
This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower
by Corey sinopoli March 09, 2009