Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
by SweatyNuts April 20, 2006
Dried up seman that forms on the penile area
This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower
by Corey sinopoli March 09, 2009
This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"
by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017
When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger
Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.
by DickBooger July 10, 2017