Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Decapitated 

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Dilapitated 

Way of saying "dilapidated" by those same idiots who pronounce "library" as "liberry."

Anyone who says dilapitated intentionally is a dumbass.

Dilapitated by This is my handle okay November 24, 2021

Leonardo Decapitated 

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.

Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.

Leonardo Decapitated by yungcleen May 11, 2018

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny 

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

Dickapatate 

to cut off the head of the penis

in jail i dickapatated a raping inmate

Dickapatate by Jill69 July 1, 2009