the intentional practice of unmarried heterosexual women to engage in anal intercourse prior to marriage, and then refuse afterward once that diamond ring is hers (punning on "barebacking").
Dan's really regretting this marriage: turns out his GGG fiancee turned into a diamondbacking pumpkin at the stroke of midnight after the wedding
they are Norwegian and distinguish male dominance by measuring the size of there chodes, the younger ones tend to throw knifes and the river and have the older ones go fetch it. They got at all costs to find their knife. You can earn there trust by bribing them with shiny objects. The Norwegian diamondback homo's never learn.
despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy
Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.