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diagraphephobia 

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.
Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!
diagraphephobia by Bloopy August 27, 2009
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electron volt diagram 

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.
"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."
Meaning the erect state of the human male penis.
I woke up with a throbbing diarang this morning.

Not even fapping would make the fucker go away.
diarang by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

diagraphy 

A book that is part "diary" and part "auto-biography" in which the writer presents a story, or series of poems, etc. as both a personal message to himself, as well as a chronicle of his experiences that he shares with the public.
I am finally finished with my book, a "diagraphy" of my life.

Have you read the newest best-seller? I hear it is an awesome "diagraphy".
diagraphy by m. marcus August 14, 2006

venn diagram nipples 

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.
*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

Venn Diagramming 

-A word to describe the moment of when one's personal space intersects with the another.
-The act of getting up in someone's face to make them feel uncomfortable/start a conversation.
"Dude, this hot chick was venn diagramming me earlier! I think she likes me!"
"That old dude with the large coat has venn diagrammed me a couple of times already. I need an adult."
"I can't hear you from over there! We need to be venn diagramming to have a proper conversation!"
"You. Me. Venn diagramming. Bed. *wink*"

Venn Diagram 

Venn Diagram - n/v - A sexual act involving five people, two of whom are men, and three of whom are women.

In a venn diagram, each of the men has one girl to himself. The remaining girl is shared amongst the two men, and is represented as the overlapping region of the venn diagram.
John and Chris: "Hey ladies, want to come back to our place and Venn Diagram?"

Stacey, Jane and Amy: "Sounds like an orgy baby...yeah, count us in."

Amy: "Shotgun being the overlapping region. I love double penetration."
Venn Diagram by urmomma42 March 9, 2006