DIAGRAMIC 

Pronunciation: 'Dia-Gra-Mik

Function: adjective

1. A way of describing a poorly drawn drawing or diagram.

2. A colleague or co-worker who posseses no interpersonal skills and lacks understanding of basic concepts. Has a fundamental problem with commitment, working as part of a team and the requirement of effort. Usually responsible for much resentment and one of the root causes for low morale and low motivation in the workplace.

"That Mike's a real fucking diagramic tosser!"

DIAGRAMIC by Mike Newman June 22, 2005

electron volt diagram 

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.

"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."

electron volt diagram by sweetsugargurl November 12, 2009

venn diagram nipples 

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.

*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

venn diagram nipples by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017

Venn Diagramming 

-A word to describe the moment of when one's personal space intersects with the another.
-The act of getting up in someone's face to make them feel uncomfortable/start a conversation.

"Dude, this hot chick was venn diagramming me earlier! I think she likes me!"
"That old dude with the large coat has venn diagrammed me a couple of times already. I need an adult."
"I can't hear you from over there! We need to be venn diagramming to have a proper conversation!"
"You. Me. Venn diagramming. Bed. *wink*"

Venn Diagramming by IStealRocks May 3, 2015

Venn Diagram 

Venn Diagram - n/v - A sexual act involving five people, two of whom are men, and three of whom are women.

In a venn diagram, each of the men has one girl to himself. The remaining girl is shared amongst the two men, and is represented as the overlapping region of the venn diagram.

John and Chris: "Hey ladies, want to come back to our place and Venn Diagram?"

Stacey, Jane and Amy: "Sounds like an orgy baby...yeah, count us in."

Amy: "Shotgun being the overlapping region. I love double penetration."

Venn Diagram by urmomma42 March 9, 2006

ER Diagram 

A diagram model used in database planning.

See Wikipedia / Entity-relationship_model

This ER Diagram is a real pain in the ass.

ER Diagram by Nevermind Netherlands September 13, 2007

A plot Diagram 

A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.

Kenyon- There are only tits in American Pie the naked mile and I don't understand the plot of this movie.

Ethan- but are you filling out your plot diagram

Clayton- A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.

A plot Diagram by 420M@n360FU March 15, 2019