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Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains 

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
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diacritic bling 

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.
Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
diacritic bling by Ångström April 10, 2016

diacritic 

Diacritic: a mark, pointer, sign to distinguish from another form, to give a particular phonetic value
Diacritic: the diacritic on the words between similar spelling had been manually added over the page to modify a letter of the alphabet.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026