Diabeetus 

A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.

"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."

Diabeetus by FabulousFairy December 1, 2014

diabeetis 

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

diabeetis by omg bacon October 16, 2007

Diabestos 

A disease occurring when the elderly can't control their substance abuse and consume too much sugar and asbestos.

My diabestos is flaring up again.

Diabestos by trollinghard101 February 27, 2019

Diabeetus 

The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.

Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.

Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.

Diabeetus by FSRueful January 12, 2019

Diabeto 

A large or rotund person whom likely already has or will have diabetes.

Is that Jacob Belarde?
Yeah, he just ate a whole tub of ice cream.
What a diabeto...

Diabeto by StapleAttack June 20, 2011

Diabeetus 

A disease that affects predominately fat people, much like their poster boy,Wilford Brimley.

"If you have type 2 Diabeetus, you can get your testing supplies free..."

Diabeetus by Christoph McDougalson March 19, 2007

Diabeetus 

Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.

My dog died of di-diabeetus!

Diabeetus by Lancington June 28, 2009