Diarrealization 

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.

Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever

Diarrealization by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011

diarreastic 

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

diarreastic by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

diarrealize 

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

diarrealize by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

diarrheality 

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality

All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.

diarrheality by fartylicious November 16, 2009

diahrreacharound 

1. Occurs when a woman is giving you a handjob from behind and you projectile shit all over her as you ejaculate. Can only be considered if fluids are exiting both orphuses simulatenously.
2. Also a good band name.

After eating some Mexican food, Jane and I went home and participated in our pregame festivities. Unfortunately for her, instead of just a hand job, I got a diahrreacharound.

diahrreacharound by Jack Potsnglue April 13, 2008

exsplosive diarrea 

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

exsplosive diarrea by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

diahrrea monster 

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.

I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

diahrrea monster by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005