Dexter Jones 

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

Dexter Jones by Thee Creator October 23, 2007

Deuter Ron Jeremy 

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.

"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."

Deuter Ron Jeremy by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023

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