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Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night
"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"
by Apple bottom jeans March 24, 2009
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Driven to or resulting from the loss of hope; rash or violent because of despair;despairing: arising from or marked by despair or loss of hope; having a great desire,need,etc.;offering so little chance as for improvement, as to cause despair; extremely dangerous or serious; extreme; drastic;{Archaic}despairing; without hope
a desperate criminal; "a despairing view of the world situation"; "the last despairing plea of the condemned criminal";"a desperate cry for help";"helpless and desperate--as if at the end of his tether";"her desperate screams";"desperate for affection"; "a desperate illness";"in desperate need";"The Republicans are more desperate than ever."
by Maurice B Thomas August 30, 2006
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drinking your own urine while on ecstasy, meth,ketamine,mushrooms,acid to prolong the experience. drinking another person's urine scores you +10 crackhead points.
Ecstasy is rapidly broken down by the liver but about 60% enters the urine unchanged. The urine could be drunk to recycle it, in the same way that Siberian tribesmen drink each other's urine after eating magic mushrooms. This is known in most circles as 'desperate'
by theinfamous84 November 06, 2008
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1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles
by namibe January 20, 2005
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Desperate is when someone won't stop asking for inappropriate stuff and just doesn't give up
Desperate: Harry bindo
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A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.
Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!
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Emily Wood. The whore who will bring anyone down to her level so she's not alone. She will suck any dude's dick for attention, but nobody wants her anyways.
Dude, Emily Wood is so desperate. Do you think she'd blow me no strings attached?
Definitely not. She'd want to be in a relationship with you.
Dumb whore.
by ihateeverybody. June 16, 2010
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