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adj: someone who graduated high-school dating a freshmen in high-school
Guy 1: "Hey man, i just got a new girlfriend!"

Guy 2: "How old she?"

Guy 1: "She is 14."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are in college, that is desperate."
by sirhumphrey July 08, 2012
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In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.
Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.
by me May 14, 2003
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When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.
Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.
by jimne3 April 21, 2008
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Texting someone ten minutes after you got their number.
"I gave her my number like ten minutes ago, and she's already texted me....."

"dude, forget her. She's just desperate."
by mnmshead April 10, 2013
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Being head over heels in love, but in with a specific person..
Magnolia (1999) Quote: Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it.
by LoXaPine October 10, 2004
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People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.
Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"
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When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under because they cant get anyone their own age.
male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desperate!
by yankeesfan22000 July 25, 2009
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