When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.
Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.
by jimne3 April 21, 2008
adj: someone who graduated high-school dating a freshmen in high-school
Guy 1: "Hey man, i just got a new girlfriend!"

Guy 2: "How old she?"

Guy 1: "She is 14."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are in college, that is desperate."
by sirhumphrey July 08, 2012
People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.
Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"
Texting someone ten minutes after you got their number.
"I gave her my number like ten minutes ago, and she's already texted me....."

"dude, forget her. She's just desperate."
by mnmshead April 10, 2013
A stoners collection of roaches and resin collected, stored and smoked in a time when they were out of weed.
Hey dude, you wana get high?" "no man i'm out of weed." " don't worry Dude I got those desperates" " titts man lets fire them up!
by arobine31 April 15, 2011
drinking your own urine while on ecstasy, meth,ketamine,mushrooms,acid to prolong the experience. drinking another person's urine scores you +10 crackhead points.
Ecstasy is rapidly broken down by the liver but about 60% enters the urine unchanged. The urine could be drunk to recycle it, in the same way that Siberian tribesmen drink each other's urine after eating magic mushrooms. This is known in most circles as 'desperate'
by theinfamous84 November 06, 2008
Desperate is when someone won't stop asking for inappropriate stuff and just doesn't give up
Desperate: Harry bindo
by Desperate November 07, 2014

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