deskjack 

when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.

i hope Jane doesn't deskjack me this morning. i'm sooooooooo not in a diplomatic space right now....

my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.

deskjack by jgal66 June 4, 2011

Desk Jack

The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.

John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.

Desk Jack by TedHollister March 27, 2011

Deskjockey 

A person who has no abilities outside of there cushy office job. Often these folks have more education credentials than actual sense and wander through life on there college degrees.

That Deskjockey only looks good on paper.

Deskjockey by vtr1000 August 7, 2011