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when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.
i hope Jane doesn't deskjack me this morning. i'm sooooooooo not in a diplomatic space right now....

my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.
by jgal66 May 10, 2011
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the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.
i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.
by jgal66 September 21, 2011
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a person who, despite there being open bathroom stalls in the restroom, insists on waiting (usually impatiently) for the bathroom stall you are in.
even though there were a dozen stalls open, i couldn't get a minute in the big stall without someone jiggling the handle for me to get out. some people are such stall-kers!
by jgal66 June 17, 2013
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