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Video-Game Designer 

The most kick ass job anyone could ever get. This is the job everybody wishes they had.
Kyle- "I just got a job as a Video-Game Designer!"

Tim- "You son of a bitch!" " I WANT THAT FUCKING JOB!"

Web Designer 

A Web designer is a person who creates web sites. Web designers may use Web-authoring software or an HTML editor to create the actual pages, or they may design the overall look and let a Web master do the actual coding. Most often, they are also proficient with Web graphics and images.
if you can't make a layout for your site than maybe you should hire a web deisgner.
Web Designer by Jak Dude May 6, 2005

Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

designer lad 

a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit
the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads
designer lad by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010

Delingering 

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals
“Hey mark how was your day
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”
Delingering by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

Graphic designer 

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.
I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
Graphic designer by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005