desensitize 

to make nearly or completely insensitive to certain things to due overexposure or recurrence

Sex related: I've watched so much porn that I got desensitized and need to watch dirtier videos in order to orgasm ejaculate.

Drug related: I smoke(d) so much weed that I got desensitized and built up a tolerance so need more to get high than the first few times.

desensitize by lolmanurfunny January 19, 2019

Subversive Desensitization 

Subversive Desensitization, Refers to a process which covertly alters or changes a persons mind set, consequently transforming his or her perception of reality with regards to either Social, political or religious matters. Whereby rendering a person incapable of understanding or viewing a situation presented before them in a clear and rational manner.

Subversive Desensitization, is the ability for radical extremists either religious or political, in being able to deceive or manipulate the populace in submitting to there extremist ideology or doctrine. With out a person seeing or understanding its serious and potentially dangerous implications or consequences.

Subversive Desensitization by Baron Neville March 16, 2014

deseloper 

Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.

We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.

deseloper by bigtrick November 17, 2011

desesper 

to be feeling desperate, annoyed, exasperated, frustrated, anxious, and/or extremely bored.

Derived from the spanish term "desesperado"

Jocelyn: "Maaaaan I'm so desesper! This stats class needs to be over!"
Leslie: "Yeah me too, we need to get out of here like NOW."
Elsa: "Si muy desesper"

desesper by Lili17 March 24, 2009

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

Gherkinson's Desease by CurvedMirror July 10, 2008

Horny Alzheimer's Desease 

(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)

"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..

Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.

- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.

Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!

Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.

Horny Alzheimer's Desease by JUEFELES September 26, 2010

derels 

Originated by the IRAK graff crew/clothing line from new york; Derel is short for derelict, or someone thrown away by society. To these new york graff writers everyone is derel, anyone worth knowing anyway. The word can be found on IRAK tshirts, hats and tags all over NY.

Yo, Kunle and his boys are all derels, they steal and write graffiti all day.

derels by YIZZOOO December 16, 2007