decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

defrocked 

What happens to a priest when he is accused and found guilty of touching young children.

Father Julian was defrocked after I accused him of fondling my genitals. He had abused me for 8 years, I didn't know any better. Shame on you Father Julian.

defrocked by J-Ru September 15, 2003

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.

Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!

Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008

Derockdrated 

Comes from the word 'dehydrated', but put into the terms of a person who loves rock music.

Man I'm so derockdrated, I NEED HEAVY METAL!!

Derockdrated by Simulator February 22, 2008

defrocked priest in a Toyota 

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."

I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota

defrocked priest in a Toyota by Randango The Flame September 7, 2006

derecked 

refers to mary-jay smoking sessions. a room that is derecked is full of smoke to the extent that it is starting to become difficult to see people.

Alad - "Jees man this room is derecked"

derecked by Adam Sambridge November 27, 2006