Kermatitus 

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

Kermatitus by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011

derpatitis 

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

derpatitis by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

derpatitis 

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

derpatitis by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

derpititus 

When someone has the derps. If that is not clear enough, you probably have it. When someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpititus.

Okay, this guy obviously has derpititus.

derpititus by Tortilla ChipS. February 3, 2017

Dermatitis MacBookensis 

The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.

When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."

Dermatitis MacBookensis by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

contact dermatitis by schimschone March 11, 2005

actinic dermatitis

a really stupid way to say that you're sunburned.

Girl: "I'm suffering from actinic dermatitis"

Guy: "You mean you are sunburned bitch"

actinic dermatitis by aoeyirstln June 29, 2011