A word derrived from a comical pronunciation of the word: dick. Pronounced with cocked head, upthrust neck and clenched vocal chords the word is best separated into it's component syllables to give the impression of saying:


For emphasis, the word may be said at the speed required to provide maximum comedic value. For example, when participating in a DBA or Drive by Abuse one would shorten the pronunciation to ensure the intended victim received the full impact of the word. At the other end of the scale, the slower and fuller pronunciation would most likely be used as a greeting and mechanism to provide a mocking platform in the event of performing a stupid act worthy of the monika "DEREK".

Whereas pronunciation carries the majority of the word's meaning, it is not the entirety of the word's value. The word can be used to greet, bid adeui, mock, celebrate, reference or replace other key words in a sentence. See below for usage examples.
The telephone greeting (often used as a comic relief in an otherwise potentially dull answerphone message):

"I say, is that DE-EH-RE-EH-EK?!"

The passing in the street:

"Look over there, isn't that Derek kicking it old school?
Hey you! Derek! How the derek are you doing old chap?"

The DBA:

/acceleration of car to suitable speed
DEREK! <compressed to ensure accurate delivery>

The morning call to arms, accompanied by an upward stretch and rigorous scratching of the bollocks

/repeated stretching
/continued scrotal jiggling

The conveyance of dismay or anger at another person's idiocy:

"Did you see what that pillock did the other night? He was acting like a total derek, I mean really just how much of a derek does that derek want to be? Derek. DEREK!"

Recently used as a replacement for any word in a sentence, which in the same way that fictional cartoon characters The Smurfs do:

"Did you give that shady lass a good dereking last night mate? Or did she derek the pants off you?"


"I was driving my derek down the derek, and some total DE-EH-RE-EH-EK pulled out right in front of my derek causing me to derek all over the road. Dereks were looking at me left right and derek, I felt like a such a derek. I tell you, never in all my days have I wanted to derek someone into total derekdom so much. Derek."

by randal24 March 21, 2007
Top Definition
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
by Shitaco December 14, 2007
Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.
My name actually is Derek.

Person: Derek is really tall...

Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.
by Lostboy6634 April 30, 2007
One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older
Holy Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun
by popanob February 01, 2009
The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and intelligent boy that walks the earth.
Why can't I ever find a Derek?
by k8o February 02, 2010
amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?"
He is so good at life that he looks like Derek.
by Sam Schulte February 05, 2007
Most amazing, sweet, and understanding guy you will ever know, loved by many, an amazing kisser, and his silliness will pull you in along with his eyes. Keep an eye on this boy because he will stay by your side unless you push him away. He is adventurous and outgoing which helps him keep his body in amazing shape.
Girl 1 : Did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yuuup I heard he was a Derek, which you know all the girls will be all over him.
by a.r.g1234 October 11, 2011
Tons of pure awesome rolled into one tasty long hominid. A really cool person. Very smart, talented, funny guy who saves your ass on a daily basis then plays a round of Modern Warfare. All in the same day. Usually geeky. Always nice. Rock star in the sack. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Eats plants, animals and Pizza Rolls.
Girl A to girl B: Wow, who was that nice guy who drained your butt abscess today?

Girl B: I KNOW, wasn't he? Plus he was funny and OMG, he actually dx my problem correctly. I can't believe I've been to see so many others over the past 4 weeks and nobody figured it out. My butt cheek feels so much better now. I can finally sit again. What a ninja....he's such a Derek.
by butt'sallbetter February 07, 2010
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