The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.
Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.
by speedshift September 17, 2014
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Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent
by @hessahardintessa March 22, 2019
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wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht
Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!
by beerpilot12 April 28, 2021
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A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 23, 2010
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