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dependapotamus

Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.
"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."
dependapotamus by Daemion October 24, 2008
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Depencable 

A friend who is acting in a stupid manor
and/or an idiotic manor.
Justin was acting very depencable when he said the water was wet.

dependable 

capable of being depended on; worthy of trust; reliable:
Zack Falls is a dependable single man
dependable by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011

Dependance Day 

"Dependence Day" is a term that is used mockingly to refer to England voting to leave the European Union on 24th June 2016. 48.1% of English voters voted to remain in the European union, however the majority of voters voted to leave, and the events of which are as yet uncertain, further complicated by remaining countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, voting to remain in the European Union.

The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".

Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".

Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.

The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference
"Hey are you gonna party on Dependance Day?"

"Yeah! The bass'll drop harder than our economy"

Dependapapamus 

The sorry MotherFucker whos wife is a Veteran, but gives orders as if he served.
That new safety nazi at work is a dependapapamus.

Bundancy Dependle 

A spoonerism of the otherwise correctly pronounced "Bundle Dependency", part of the ZENworks Application Delivery package.
"I made it a bundancy dependle!"

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)
My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.
Dependapotamus by AERDROW November 14, 2019