War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.

Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.

by ShaneG September 24, 2005

Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.

by Stargoat July 12, 2013

Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Cargo Department

The area of any company where the actual work is done, and done right.

If you want to introduce a new Fusion computer system best give it to the cargo department first

by St!cky October 9, 2008

Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.

Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.

by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019

Department of Education

The totally not corrupt department of the US government that spends a quarter of their budget on what they're actually supposed to. They enjoy wasting money and paying their workers and investments nothing. They're so surprised that when they do nothing to improve themselves and only say so that nothing changes.

The Department of education doesn't give a shit.

by Terraman60 October 15, 2019

glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.

"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010