When your pants are just a little too tight and you get the imprint of your jeans on your legs
I had a wicked case of denim legs after wearing my favorite pair of skinny jeans.
by asgardiancapes November 28, 2015
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Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke
by MemeLord420/69 March 30, 2016
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Demi-denims is a term coined in 2016 to describe a combined silhouette of pants which appear to be made out of two separate garments. It appears to be a pair of cropped culottes over full-length straight leg jeans, but in reality, these are a pair of shorts-meets-skinny-jeans hybrid
- hey, have you seen the demi-denims Bella wore last night?
- YAS!! what are those?! I want them!!!
- idk i think its Ksenia Schnaider
by 100%pseudo April 6, 2018
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A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.

Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011
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