dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.

As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.

dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

decapitate 

To remove the head from the body.

After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.

decapitate by Madler September 24, 2005

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Deflapidated 

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.

I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!

Deflapidated by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

Decapitate the Dog 

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

Decapitate the Dog by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012

Decapitated 

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021