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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
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Urban Deject 

Word or Phrase that is so profane, racist, or graphic that even Urban Dictionary refuses to publish it. Something that overly offends an Urban Dictionary editor, which is hard to do.
Yo, Shaniqwa, you think Urban Dictionary 'll publish this here word: nigezbopussyooze?

No, Kuzabia, that ugly word gonna get Urban Dejected, you know how those people is.
Urban Deject by Ricardovitz July 29, 2012

Delectable 

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.
This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.
Delectable by panachefull one December 19, 2008

delectat 

Latin verb for 'pleasing' as taught in the Cambrige Latin Course.
Latin: ancilla Grumionem delectat.
English: The girl-slave pleased Grumio.
delectat by delectat July 9, 2010

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."
Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

delectable 

This word has several meanings. I'll elaborate.

1. It most often means pleasing to the taste. As in, 'Wow, honey. This meat loaf is positively delectable!' Sometimes this is shortened to simply 'Delect.' The meaning stays the same. As in, 'Wow, Michelle! These cookies are delect!'

2. Delectable can also mean very good, cool, awesome, sweet, kickass, sick, groovy, etc etc. Basically, an expression of goodness. Example. Trey:'Dude, Vire, I just pwned some noobs!' Vire:'Delectable!' Also, this can, and is often used in a sarcastic way. For example... Ryan:'Hah, dude. I just kicked your ass.' JL:'Delect, Ry.'
1. 'This seaweed salad is absoloutely delectable, Michelle!' 'Dude, your dad makes a delect fondu.' 'I don't know what I would do without my delectable energy drinks..'

2. 'You look positively delectable this evening, dudette.' 'This rocket launcher is fuckin' delect, man!' 'Delectable ride, bro.'
delectable by Jean-Luc B AKA Vire January 24, 2006

Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day
The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.
Urban Dejection by ECGirls September 7, 2010