Defagment 

To attempt to change one's sexual orientation or mannerisms from gay to straight.

Look at that guy in the thong!
You'd think he would try to defagment himself a bit.

Defagment by mollytim June 28, 2008

defragmatize 

A word used by some stupid people in the place of defragment.

Hey we should defragmatize our computer so it works better.

defragmatize by Carey Cole March 15, 2008

neuro-defragmentation 

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

neuro-defragmentation by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

defragmentation 

1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive

2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live

Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"

defragmentation by CaptainPortugal July 23, 2006

Decrament 

A decoration that actually makes your house look worse. A combination of decoration and detriment.

Wow, where did you find these decraments? Ooh! That painting is so decramental!

Decrament by Biggisdickus July 25, 2019

Dragment 

1. A feeling occupied from the individual being dragged.
2. The state of being dragged by one or multiple persons.

(After dragging Mielle for hours)
Mielle: okay, I do not need this type of dragment.

Dragment by Wordmasher2018 April 6, 2018

defragmenter 

Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.

"You got issue dude! You need to go see a defragmenter!"

defragmenter by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005