Deformed pinkie

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

by amanda gyinuss December 18, 2010

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

Deformation Docking

When a woman pushes her vagina up to her partners vagina. Similar to scissoring.

Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!

by DDdocking September 3, 2008

Deformed Balloon

What to call a deformed penis. It is usually skinny atthe bottom and big and bloated at the top or the other way around.

Hooker: i fucked John last night and his dumb mo' fucking how nigga ass had a deformed balloon

Hooker2: NO WAY!

by BigDickNiggaToe January 11, 2019

Genital Deformation

When your peepee doesn't look like guy in the porno you know you've got Genital Deformation

"Dude I was watching this one awesome vid on xvideos and realized my dick doesn't look the same as the one dude and that's when I realized I had a Genital Deformation"

by SpicĒ November 26, 2019

deformed teeth

What most of Britain's population has

just look at the lead singer of The Darkness! god hes so rich now why doesnt he go to the dentist?

by sickminded September 28, 2004

deformed nugget

When a male or females private part is very ugly and weirdly shaped

“Bro did you know Aliyah has a deformed nugget”

by Market marker August 20, 2019