The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 20, 2009
The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
A form of shifting blame by taking part of the blame and then shifting the main part of the blame ro another even though your completly at fault.
Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.
Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.
by Theamazinggeek June 19, 2018
Bush did not lie. His was misinformed as a result of faulty "intelligence". A team which was set up by Bill Clinton, yet another of Lucifer's drones.
by DKIA May 9, 2005
These are people who are racists, and when they argue, will try to change the subject or bring something else up whenever something is said against what they believe.
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
White supremacists will typically do this in a Youtube argument whenever the video depicts white against black behavior
Deflective racist
Deflective racist
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 25, 2022
T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."
T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"
by JChar!es March 5, 2022