Reality Deficit Disorder 

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.

Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.

Reality Deficit Disorder by Socrates52 August 1, 2011

nature deficit disorder 

nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.

The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.

A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.

nature deficit disorder by ntorianne September 25, 2010

Pension Deficit Disorder 

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.

"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."

Pension Deficit Disorder by TKD nurse March 26, 2017

center of attention deficit disorder 

Center of Attention Deficit Disorder (COADD) is defined as a personality disorder characterized by a constant desire to be noticed, acknowledged, needed or appreciated by the people in your immediate proximity.

Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.

center of attention deficit disorder by bornonthebrink August 24, 2009

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

penile attention deficit disorder (padd) by Xander913 January 7, 2014

attention whore deficit disorder 

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

attention whore deficit disorder by dwight August 5, 2004

attention deficit disorder

Acronym form: ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.

Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.

Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"

Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."

attention deficit disorder by aaronak October 29, 2004