defacebooking

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

defacebooking by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

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defacebooking

1. the act of removing a facebook account
2. the act of removing someones face with a book

(1) I think its finally time to delete my account and go through a defacebooking.

(2) This crime scene appears to have been a defacebooking... I can tell by the fact that there's a face on the floor and a bloody book nearby.

defacebooking by Shmeshmorsion March 16, 2010

defacebooked

When your so called friends have rejected you on their list of friends

so you've been defacebooked

defacebooked by sanjcamel December 26, 2010

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relationship defacer

Someone who ruins a relationship deliberately, they have an astounding level of patience, confidence and consistency. When someone has broke up with their partner and it's neither his or her fault, it's likely that they have been the victim of a relationship defacer.

Person 1: Why did you and Mel split up? You seemed really happy together.
Person 2: A relationship defacer came and ruined everything.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

relationship defacer by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017

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defacebook crush

To remove a stalker, crush you didnt know wasn't just a friend because everytime your in a picture with a guy or girl they get jealous ?

I was at a party with a bunch of people and I just happened to be with a cute guy in a picture and was tagged and it posted to my profile ... now a guy that was just a friend ... I thought is all jealous and pissed off and going to fight for me ...what the fuck we went to the movies once? maybe lunch as friends. You are now "Defacebook crush"

defacebook crush by 1redcupcake September 1, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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