Self-Deprecating Defacating 

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

Self-Deprecating Defacating by Urban humor May 23, 2019

Defacation of Character 

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

Defacation of Character by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

defacation station 

The toilet

Excuse me, I need to retire to the defacation station.

defacation station by Lometogo April 7, 2017

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

immaculate defacation by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

Self-defacating 

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

Self-defacating by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

get your defacation in order 

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

get your defacation in order by The worst English student January 20, 2022