Deepfreeze

Deepfreeze is equivalent to depressed but its simpler its like when your trying to be happy when your not

Dude I was deepfreezed last night cause' my girl broke up with me

Deepfreeze by Sedricalistic September 28, 2019

Manitoba Deepfreeze 

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.

Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.

Manitoba Deepfreeze by prophethere March 21, 2011

Jersey Deep Freeze 

The act of sticking a frozen popsicle stick into the anus of another person for sexual pleasure or just to degrade said person.

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I gave her a Jersey Deep Freeze and apparently she doesn't like orange."
"What a cunt."

Jersey Deep Freeze by poop sex jr August 24, 2011

deep freeze 

Extreme cold temps due to the rapid movement of Arctic air. Associated with the polar vortex weather system.

Most of the country is in a deep freeze, and it's not even Thanksgiving. I'll need to put an extra log on the fire.

deep freeze by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

Siberian Deep Freeze 

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

Siberian Deep Freeze by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

Deep-Freeze 

The act of Masturbating with a popsicle. Either anal or vaginal.

I heard your chick likes to give herself a Deep-Freeze.

Deep-Freeze by ihate69also October 29, 2013

Gold Coast Deep Freeze 

When you get back from the pubs and notice a handbag on the floor, urinate in it and place it in the freezer.

That girl last night copped the old Gold Coast Deep Freeze

Gold Coast Deep Freeze by grinding4eva January 9, 2011