An incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. Particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.
"I'm off to the bar to get a dedwards"
"I've already had 5 dedwards' tonight, and now I am really quite drunk."
"I'll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles."
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!