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The Decider

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The Decider is the supreme ultimate decision maker for the world.
President George W Bush: "I'm the decider, and I decide what's best, and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
by R. Alexis May 6, 2006
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executive decider

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The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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decider

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A decider is someone who makes decisions on issues using a lack of judgment and intelligence. Typically a decider has a propensity of sticking his head up his ass. He usually lets even more idiotic people make the actual decisions for him.

Apparently, The Decider is George W. Bush.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
by csl August 29, 2008
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decider

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defensive posturing catch phrase that lets POTUS43 pick and choose: 1. which laws to follow, 2. which citizens to spy on, 3. which constitutional rights to uphold, 4. which millionaires to cut taxes for, 5. how long to let oil companies price gouge consumers, 6. how many vacations are appropriate for the POTUS, 7. who gets to run his illegal wars, 8. how many children get left behind, 9. what God's will is, 10. who is working undercover on Iran's nucular program, and who is political fodder
"I hear the voices (in my head), and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision," he said. "And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job."
by HighAltitudeLeo May 8, 2006
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An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."
by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009
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devidere

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Devidere: when a character completely ignores the main character, in a feeble attempt to make him/her jealous. Usually devidere's are jealous of other relations their loved ones have and will try to ruin it from the side lines.
Guy:Will you go out with me? Devidere:Did you hear something? *week later*. Guy:will you go out with me? Random girl:Sure. *Devidere gives evil stare*. Girl:Actually... I can't. Sorry!
by YouDon'tKnow? April 21, 2014
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Golden Deciever

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noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog
As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!
by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006
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