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decanter 

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.
Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.
decanter by Angelus January 27, 2005

human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
human decanter by Nurse K February 10, 2008

decantering 

To pour wine from incrediply high up; The more extreme form of decanting, often involving portals, strange fluxes in gravity, random chibi-faced onlookers, a *bamph* sound efect, etc.
ZOMG! Decantering from such a hight!!!
decantering by *Flounce* August 24, 2008

decafate 

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.
decafate by tsultrim June 18, 2013
Word of the Day on June 20, 2013

decraniate 

To remove one's head from one's body.
I would love to get a bunch of child molesters, line them up, load up my Mosin-Nagant 7.62x54r, and decraniate all of them. Oh, the sweet pleasure!
decraniate by Greyborzoi May 5, 2009
When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.
Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante.

(Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent)
Decante by Heardbub May 10, 2017