Two teams of three to ten people equipped with their choice of super soaker water guns (may only be super soaker brand name water guns), filled with everyones own diarrhea (add water if needed). The objective of the game is to wreak havoc upon the other enemy team with the diarrhea in the super soaker water gun (may refill if needed). Three refills per teammate.
by ddt kings August 3, 2011
An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.
Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.
by ILC Digi August 3, 2005
by Dwight August 17, 2005
The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
by angry viewer July 18, 2008
by godberry9 March 6, 2008
Made available during the first play-list update of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, Team Deathmatch Express is exactly the same as the original; the only difference of the two is the extreme time reduction made during the wait between rounds, hence the word "Express".
Hey dude, wanna play a few rounds of Team Deathmatch on Live?
Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.
Yeah, sure. But let's do express. Heard Team Deathmatch Express is a lot quicker. Less wait time in the lobby.
by Akane-chan January 13, 2010
A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.
Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.
"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."
by Duke December 28, 2005