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Peruvian Death Fuck 

To have sex with a woman from behind doggy style while you have her in a Full Nelson.
Jerry said he couldn't wait to see Joanie this weekend and she better watch out because he was going to give her the Peruvian Death Fuck.
Peruvian Death Fuck by kg723 July 4, 2013

Death Row Fuck

when a person knows they're going to break up with their partner, but has sex with them one last time without the partner knowing its the last time. different than a pity fuck or breakup sex. it is usually better than normal sex. the partner will realize this was done afterward and not during sex. done so the other gets satisfied one last time. akin to a nice meal before you take a cow out to slaughter.
Omg Brad Death Row Fucked me yesterday. He seduced me, we had sex, then he dumped me an hour later. I didn't even know he was thinking of dumping me!
Death Row Fuck by clitastical February 13, 2023

Fuck them all to death

When you don't have a plan, but want to sound like you have one. Something Mr.Garrison says in South Park.
Person: Mr.Garrison, how are you going to solve the immigration problem.

Mr.Garrison: Well, we'll fuck them all to death.

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

fuck me to death 

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.
" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"
fuck me to death by VF-24-Tomcat November 5, 2007

Fuck a nigger to death 

An overly offensive exclamation of disdain and distress in situations where catastrophic consequences are immenent.
I just have to tighten the pipe on this sink one more.......Awwww fuck a nigger to death! Turn off the water!