Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks
by SilentFlaccidity March 26, 2018
That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.
Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"
Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs
Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.
Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs
Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.
by strikerdew June 4, 2013
by jesus lee christ September 4, 2013
Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.
by Squiz March 20, 2009
Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.
by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018
Its a band
by burger King Killer February 9, 2009
The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.
"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"
by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011