The death punch is a manuever used to subdue any opponents in a fight. It involves a series of simple tactics but results in immediate knock out. You must first allow the challenger to walk towards, then with your weaker hand you fake a jab to the face while simultaneouly punching the crotch area. If it does not work, it was not properly executed.
by Shival November 29, 2007
A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed
by The yellow lord April 25, 2019
During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.
by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020
Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!
by Retrogiraff August 29, 2015
A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.
"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020
Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!
by ChackyJan April 6, 2008
A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.
by MonasThighs May 16, 2019